...and I will tell you why.
In a minute.
First some background. Ed is one of the most meticulous men you can meet when it comes to his stuff. While not the neatest person in the world (have you seen his closet??), he is crazy OCD when it comes to scratches on his things. Sorry honey...but you are! :)
Examples:
- His 2006 Scion TC with 94,000 miles did not have a singe scratch on it when he sold it a few weeks back.
- He saves the boxes of every electronic that he purchases. His reasoning is that when he sells it he can get more money, but I secretly think it is so he can transport his stuff in a safe, secure environment.
- With the purchase of his new MacBook Pro, he bought a new case that is fully-lined with faux-fur as to not scratch the aluminum. (I'm actually on board with him on this one!)
So you can imagine how he is with all the new furnishings we have in our house. When the deliveries are made, it is Ed's job to scour over them and look for any sort of imperfection. The delivery guys don't know what hit them when he starts pointing out the flaws - and out come the furniture markers! We actually were able to get the Bassett delivery guys to give us the markers they use.
So...now to the reason why you should know my husband. Because of his nutty/brilliant need for things to be perfect, we are the recipients of not only a replacement leather couch...

...but now, a replacement bedroom dresser.

Let me explain.
We purchased our new big girl/boy furniture from companies that "stand behind their product." The couch hailed from
Belfort Furniture and when it arrived it had some scratches on the hide of one of the cushions. Now, the naked eye would have a hard time seeing these so-called scratches. But the Ed eye honed in on them right away. :) After a call to the store and a visit by the leather technician, it was determined that the scratch was not fixable so they needed to replace the cushion. After a few weeks of not hearing anything, Ed called Belfort ready to whop some butt. But before he had the chance to, they informed him that because they are unable to match the color of the leather hide on the new cushion to the existing couch, they were going to just replace the entire couch.
WHAT?!! Within a few weeks, it was out with the old and in with the new. And wouldn't you know, the Ed eye saw some imperfections on the new couch!! Luckily, the 2nd technician was able to fix things this time. :)
Why am I sharing this old story with you? Well, it has happened AGAIN! Not the couch this time, but instead, the new dresser in our bedroom. This time, the furniture is from
Bassett Furniture. And after realizing that the center leg was missing from the long dresser and that it looked as though it was caving in a bit, Ed gave our lovely sales gal, Susan, a call. She ordered the part and sent technician Junior to install it for us. By the time he left, this is what the underside of the dresser looked like:

Now, you might say "It is the underside of the dresser where NO ONE will see so does it really matter that it is messed up?" The answer to that seemingly innocent question is "YES IT MATTERS!!!!!!!" So, another whop-ass phone call was made followed by an email with the photo attached. And amazingly enough, the furniture Gods shined down on us again and are SENDING A REPLACEMENT DRESSER! It is totally nuts, but hey, we'll take it!
So, why should you know my husband? Other than the fact that he is a sweet, caring, sensitive funny guy, he can get you new stuff to replace your not-so-perfect new stuff! He's also really good at getting Comcast to give you 2 years of premium service at a cheaper price than what you are paying now. Skills...the man has skills!!!